Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Let's talk about Sex, baby!

A whole quiz on sex. Need we say more?
The riot police have been informed. Bouncers will be on standby. ID cards will be checked for proof of age. And smelling salts will be kept within easy reach.

The Sex Quiz

Date: 12th July 2009
Time: 5.30 pm
QM: Venita Coelho
Flavour: Sex, sex and a little bit of love.
Venue: Casa Coelho, Moira.
How to get there: (From stream-of-conciousness directions by Venita herself). "On the Highway heading to Mapusa... Hotel Greenpark... that's an ugly hotel and there's nothing green about it except the paint... next cross roads... take the right towards Aldona... why does one always have to locate Moira by mentioning Aldona? What do the Aldonkars have that we don't?... Take the immediate left... travel across lots of fields... ah look at that grass, how gorgeous it is!... over a little bridge...stay on the main road... Church and football field on the right... that white of the church in this weather looks amazing... stay on the main road... it dips down a bit... on your left is a cross... take the right directly opposite it...hmmm a small winding village lane... about five houses down is Casa Coelho... is that a pack of wolves? has it been that hard a monsoon?! - ah she warned us she has six dogs..."
Who can participate: This will be the first SEQC quiz with participation restrictions. You have to be above 18 to participate. But if you can lie about your age convincingly, then come anyway. We are easily fooled.

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